February 2011
9 posts
i think im more confused than annoyed. Fuck a new world
My life is bloody art
:)
fuck
not again
Watchstaff:
This was fun! Top Gear came by our office last week and shot this segment about our team’s first cars.
fmylife:
Today, as a thoughtful gesture, my mother decided to clean my laptop for me. She scrubbed every inch of it with soap and water. FML
All these conspiracies for nothing
Black and yellow black and yellow
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl (via kari-shma)
December 2010
6 posts
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November 2010
11 posts
:)
fmylife:
Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML
“I want to say fuck life because i’ve been done in the back so many time...”
– me
The what if's have gotten us so far but will there...
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...”
– Buddha (via kari-shma)
October 2010
13 posts
fmylife:
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
kari-shma:
The Knife | Heartbeats
even thugs...
101 dogs
? aint that the fucking question because at the...
All this madness is turning us crazy
wtf stop it
zip it up
why do i have this shit
i don’t even go on it
fmylife:
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. I failed the tests. I’m 16 years old and never have had a drink in my life. They took me to the station before they made me take a breathalyzer. I blew a 0.000. FML
September 2010
3 posts
urm.
why me ?
August 2010
5 posts
“Do not let the bastards grind you down.”
– Margaret Atwood (via kari-shma)